Showing posts with label vacation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vacation. Show all posts

Monday, June 4, 2018

A Little Less Snark and a Lot More Action


I’ve never been to an airport that wasn’t busy. Leaving CPH in order to fly back to the States recently was no exception.

My wife and I were flying out of the country via SAS and as we entered our terminal we could both see and hear the hum and hustle all around us. Determined travelers in a hurry to start or end their journey. Airport employees deftly waving in and out of the crowds. The high electronic  drone of endless announcements. All of these things and more cast upon a backdrop of gleaming tile, steel, glass, an a rainbow of instructional signage.
Full disclosure, I will admit that I hate waiting. I despise it. I have no patience for lines (note that patience and respect are two different things). I have no tolerance for crowds. No room for wasted time. This feeling becomes compounded when traveling as there is always that rush of “hurry up and wait” associated with nearly every aspect of air travel.
My wife and I scanned our passports, printed our baggage slips and proceeded to the agent-assisted bag check.
As you might imagine the line was long, but was moving efficiently- at first anyway. Once the line snaked towards the counter a clerk began separating the many travelers into different chutes that then fed into a standalone bag check station with an individual assigned agent.
Patiently, my wife and I negotiated the line and were directed towards a station.
Abruptly, and agent overseeing the station to our right powered down her machinery. A “Closed” indicator lit up on the screen above her as she walked away. There were 5 un-served people still in her line. Most of who looked around in disbelief and annoyance.
As another assisting agent began to get those folks reassigned to an open station, my wife and I finally approached our agent’s station. Bags at the ready, we handed over our travel documents.
The clerk, looking a bit flustered, glanced over the paperwork and then did something surprising; she handed it back. “I’m sorry I cannot check your bags,” she explained, “Anyone traveling to the U.S. has to be asked specific security questions, and I am not trained to do that.”
I looked at my wife, my eyes widened. As I looked around me still, I saw most of the 5 people that had lost their place in line still looking for assistance to no avail.
The word crawled out of my mouth before I could stop it. It was vile, it was elitist, and I felt guilty even as I heard myself say it, “Supervisor.” I looked up at the young agent.
“Pardon me sir?”
“Call me a supervisor,” I repeated slowly. My wife looked at me; also not believing that word came from my mouth. She tried to stop me, but I was already angry at the situation. “I am not waiting in this line all over again.”
My wife and I again scanned the immediate area for a place to go that didn’t mean starting at the back of the line. After a minute or two we spotted another clerk that was directing human traffic. “Hey she can’t help us, where do we need to go?”
He silently pointed us to another, longer, line.
It was at this moment the supervisor finally showed up. As we were walking towards the other line he called out to us, but my frustration had faded. It didn’t really matter to me anymore; I just wanted to be able to get on my way.
“Sir is there a problem?” he called out.
Turning to face him he was already launching into his prepared speech, “You see sir your president has deemed it necessary that we ask all U.S. travelers a direct set of security questions…”. The way the words “your president” dripped past his lips was venomous. It was clearly a subversive way to attempt an insult, or at least get a rise.

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The rest of what he said was a white noise. I simply stared, waited for him to finish and said, “Yes your clerk already explained that. What I don’t understand is why we are standing in a section specifically reserved for people who are traveling to the U.S. to check their luggage and we get all the way to the front of the line, only to be told we can’t be helped. Who’s fault is that?”
The supervisor’s voice changed, it lowered, and the confidence of the canned diatribe faded. “It’s ours.” he admitted.
“Exactly.” I turned my attention away from him to indicate my desire to take the conversation further had waned. He strode away, hollering at another employee in the distance.
I’m sure some will see my response as overreacting, I would perhaps grant you that. I would also point out, however, if no one said anything there would’ve been many more upset customers who would’ve gone through the same experience.
This calls to mind some things I picked up when a great deal of my job was customer service-based. What is key for the supervisor (or anyone in customer service) to understand is as follows:
1.     Upset customers are typically not seeking an explanation for what led up to a problem.
This is usually the time where customer service personnel quote policy and procedure ad nauseam amounting to the ”Why” of the issue at hand. Our time has already been wasted, or we’ve already been inconvenienced, don’t add to that.
2.     When a customer points out a problem, that should be used as a place to start an examination to fix said problem (or in some cases evaluate whether or not a problem exists).
Is the raised issue a valid one? Could a process be done better, more efficiently etc?
3.     Customers don’t want excuses.
Customers want it fixed along with an acknowledgement or maybe even an apology. With the purchase of a service, the expectation is that part of the fee is there to guarantee a smooth process.
4.     Most importantly, customers don’t want your attitude.
We are not your enemy!

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Monday, May 9, 2016

Wonderful World of Dog Sitting

My girlfriend and I recently went on a trip to Washington State for the graduation from her Master's program at Gonzaga. Below are the actual directions I left for our new dog sitter. I thought they were worth a chuckle, so I thought I'd share them here, enjoy!



Welcome to the wonderful world of dog sitting!
We hope you enjoy your stay here and have compiled this list of simple, easy to follow directions that will ensure that your stay is as amazing as it can be.

I.                    The Dogs
a.       Medicine – Cali (the short haired dachshund) gets 2 pills every twelve hours
                                                               i.      Furosemide (1/2 tablet), Enalapril
                                                             ii.      These can be wrapped in a small piece of sliced cheese and given to her before breakfast and about an hour after dinner.
b.      Breakfast
                                                               i.      Gretchen (the cutest, best behaved dog ever) gets 3 scoops of food
                                                             ii.      Deiter (the furry curmudgeon) gets 1 full scoop
                                                            iii.      Cali gets ½ scoop (she had the some cheese earlier, if you recall)
c.       Dinner
                                                               i.      Gretchen (the cutest, best behaved dog ever) gets 3 scoops of food
                                                             ii.      Deiter (the furry curmudgeon) gets 1 full scoop
                                                            iii.      Cali gets ½ scoop (she will have some cheese later, if you recall)
d.      Water
                                                               i.      They all drink from the same water dispenser
                                                             ii.      It holds about 4-5 days water, but if it gets too cumbersome to fill, there’s a regular white water dish in the garage on top of the dog crates
                                                            iii.      WARNING- Gretchen tends to not drink enough and then over-drink, she will usually have a bit of reflux right after drinking, this is normal, nothing to be worried about
                                                           iv.      WARNING II – Gretchen drools a lot after drinking, your pant legs have been warned
e.      Function Breaks
                                                               i.      All three dogs will typically go outside right after eating
                                                             ii.      We recommend letting them out right before bed (Cali may have to be coaxed)
1.       They will expect a small treat (few bites of kibble) only after all three are inside for the night
f.        Treats
                                                               i.      At some point in the evening, usually after going outside, around 7pm they can have a biscuit or bacon treat
1.       Gretchen (the cutest, best behaved dog ever) 1-2 biscuits
2.       Deiter (the furry curmudgeon) gets 1 biscuit
3.       Cali gets ½ biscuit
4.       Gretchen and Deiter can be instructed to sit before receiving their treats
a.       WARNING – Deiter can snap at fingers though he doesn’t mean to (poor eyesight) we recommend dropping his treat in front of him
g.       Character flaws
                                                               i.      All three dogs lick their paws, we find this annoying, you will too. If you shout at them to stop, they will, for about 30 seconds. Feel free to shout again.
                                                             ii.      Milking – Gretchen may “milk” her blanket (blue Star Wars M&M blanket), this is a coping mechanism for anxiety, her and her therapist are working on it, but until then, it can be considered normal behavior.
                                                            iii.      Gretchen sometimes jumps, do not be afraid to push her off and tell her “No!”– she’s hardy and can take it.
                                                           iv.      Gretchen (sensing a pattern here?) will bark at you when you arrive, calm down and then bark at you later on when she remembers you’re here. This is triggered by you doing mysterious things like, coming out of a bedroom, walking down the hall, or breathing.
h.      Sleeping
                                                               i.      All three dogs sleep in our room, though this changes depending on who’s staying with them
                                                             ii.      If they take a liking to you, all three may try to curl up with you at some point. Do not feel obligated if you do not want them to. NO MEANS NO.

III.                That’s basically it
a.       Help yourself to any food, beverages etc. that you need while you’re here.
b.      Thank you from the both of us for looking after the mutts and the dump!
c.       In case of emergency
                                                               i.      David – 555-1234
                                                             ii.      Sarah – 555-4321

                                                            iii.      Seriously though, if there’s an actual “emergency” call 911, and fill us in after