The obituary
is a thing of the past. My generation and particularly those that come after
it, have a much more thorough method for summarizing the deeds and events of
one’s life. And the best part is, each person gets a hand in creating their own
legacy.
How you ask?
Simple- Facebook allows me to edit my life to fit the needs
of its own self serving, self absorbed master: ME.
Not happy with the amount of
connections in your life?
Easy as 1,2,3! Befriend your friend’s friends on Facebook,
send friends requests to everyone that comments on your favorite writing page
on Facebook!
Err, um or another page…
(Author’s Note: REMINDER- the taping,
editing, creation or viewing of funny cat videos is in no way in God’s green
Earth a form of art)
And then presto! Friends galore!
Not in your dream job? Make one up!
(Author’s Note: Edits made to Employers and/or
Job titles within Facebook may or may not have an effect on earned income.)
Current place of residence too mundane?
Facebook can solve that too…
Single and alone? Invent a companion page!
(Author’s
Note: Facebook is not responsible for acts of self-love that result in
injury, dismemberment or death.
Facebook- create your ideal life and then share it with everyone
today (even if they don’t want you to)!
